why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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