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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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