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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Miscarriages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

whats black and strange a paki

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Who wants water? I do.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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