- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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