- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

whats the stage after cancer? you die

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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