Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

I like the color potato.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Blake wilkeys hair style

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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