- Anti Joke

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic