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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

How do you spell eight? 8

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!