teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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go F*** yourself

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j.p. is dumb

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Justin Bieber.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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