Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Knock knock Shut up

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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