- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why? Why Not?

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

women's rights

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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