Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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