Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Your gay

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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420

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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