- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A woman walks into a bar.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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