- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Albino African Americans

what do you call a black chef glendon

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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womens rights