a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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