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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A house comes around the corner.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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