What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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