An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

A baby seal walks into a club.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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