Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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