- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

i am and me is i

You're so sweet I have diabetes

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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