someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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