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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.