What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Is maynaise an instrument?

An epileptic man attends a rave.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

batman has diarrhea

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Terry has ebola

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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