Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Bags of delicious poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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