- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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