whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Neither have I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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