- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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