Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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My wife made me a sandwich

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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