- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

bangers and mash?

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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