what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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