- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Who invented apple? God

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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