- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Barack Obama

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

A women in the kitchen.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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