- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

My penis is big... not.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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