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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Obama.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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