why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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