- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Logan's gay

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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