- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock knock open

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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