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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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