- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Lindsay Lohan

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

weston cage

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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