Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Where's my tractor?

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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4-4-2

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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