whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Lindsay Lohan

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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spell backwards: taco cat

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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