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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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