- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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