- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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