A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Obama being reelected.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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what goes boo a sock

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Republicans

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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