an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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no

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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