- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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