- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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