- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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