Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Michael Brown

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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GONNA

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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