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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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