- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Sammi suck kyles chode

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Nah

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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