have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Netflix and chill

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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knock knock There's no door

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