A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What do I hate? people

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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dat shoe shine tho

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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