Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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