- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What do black people eat? Food.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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