- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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