- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

what did one computer say to the other .........

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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