- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

whos district champs not JM

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Matthew Baker

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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