What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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