Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Dyslexia ruels!

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

I like your hair

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Gay republicans

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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