- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

the lemon was sweet.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

My wife made me a sandwich

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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