A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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