A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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