There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A black student graduated High School

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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