What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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The Moon Landing.

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