Why did the chicken cross the road?

what goes woof ? A dog.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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