- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

no pun intended

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

A black student graduated High School

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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