- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

womans having rights.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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