Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

so the weather's nice...

Justin Bieber

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Boob

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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