- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

a. why? b. because

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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