- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

WILLY

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

I love alchohol!

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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