Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

meh

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Bags of delicious poop.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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