- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Kys

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Shea's sty....

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Women's rights.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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