A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Dude man, I'm high...

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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