- Anti Joke

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11