- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What would u like to drink?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

justin littleton being sucessful

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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