- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

One below was by me: Walter H

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Men

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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