Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Basically copying you.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

I like U.............................nicorns :D

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Lindsay Lohan

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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