- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

roses are red violets should be purple

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

You're tall.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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