- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wolfjob.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

69.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

I like the color potato.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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