- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

404 Error: Joke not found

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

you give like i give lomain

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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