- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

A blind man walks into a wall.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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