What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What is 9+10? 19

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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