Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

whats a joke

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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