Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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