Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Moral

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

A man did not like this site

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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