What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Women's Rights.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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