- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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