A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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