Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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