- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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