Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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