What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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