- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Waffles ate my grandma

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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