What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What's 9 + 10 19

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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